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Kenny Powers hat in jungen Jahren seine Heimatstadt verlassen, um als Baseball-Profi durchzustarten. Doch seiner Karriere wird ein vorzeitiges Ende gesetzt, denn er kann die Finger nicht vom Alkohol und sonstigen Drogen lassen. Mit seiner. Der ehemalige Profi-Baseballspieler Kenny Powers sieht sich gezwungen, nach dem blamablen Ende seiner Sportlerkarriere und einigen lausigen Jahren. Eastbound And Down Kenny Powers 4 Piece Wooden Coaster SetMöbel & Wohnen, Kochen & Genießen, Gedeckter Tisch. Staffel geht (26/09/10). Für diejenigen, die nicht warten können, bis der Kultheld auch in Deutschland zu sehen sein wird, besucht hecmontreal-alumni.eu. Shirts & Hemden,Kenny Powers Atlanta #55 Baseball Jersey - Eastbound and Down TV ShowKleidung & Accessoires, Herrenmode. Ausgebrannt und pleite kehrt der ehemalige Profi-Pitcher Kenny Powers nach North Carolina zurück, um an seiner ehemaligen Middle School Sportunterricht zu. KENNY POWERS lockig NACKENSPILER PERÜCKE. Dunkelbraun (fast schwarz). Eine Größe passt den meisten. Kunden.
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You must be a registered user to use the IMDb rating plugin. Episodes Seasons. Kenny Powers 29 episodes, Steve Little Stevie Janowski 28 episodes, Katy Mixon April Buchanon 20 episodes, Elizabeth De Razzo Maria 20 episodes, John Hawkes Dustin Powers 16 episodes, Jennifer Irwin Dustin Jr.
Edit Storyline Kenny Powers was poised to rule the Big Leagues, but two things got in the way: his fading fastball and his insufferable personality.
Taglines: When Kenny Powers comes back, he comes back hard. Edit Did You Know? The show's creators initially weren't sure if they could keep this as the title without getting sued.
Quotes Reg Mackworthy : When did you become such a pussy? I mean, you've always been a pussy. But now you're like a vagina with a mullet. Was this review helpful to you?
Yes No Report this. Country: USA. Language: English. Also Known As: P. Runtime: 28 min. There comes a time in every man's life when he's got to take a look at himself in a mirror and decide just exactly who he is.
Well, I've come to that crossroads and I've decided. Kenny Powers is a man. Kenny Powers is an athlete. Kenny Powers is a lover.
But the most he is, I mean, the thing that Kenny Powers is the most, is a goddamn champion. And the one thing a champion does not do is fucking quit.
A true champion faces his enemies and he conquers them. That is, until the majors call me back up. So, let's get the teaching on!
Now then, I think you're body's awesome. You've got great tits. But, I'm a little concerned about your bill of health. I'm going to insist upon you using some sort of protection.
I've got a dental dam in the globe compartment of my truck. You can just grab that. It's a rubber for your mouth.
It's not that big of a deal, OK? And besides, it's not just for my protection. You don't know what shit I got either. I broke that birdbath for you cause I knew you hated it, cause we're the same.
I hate that fucking thing too. A stork, wrapped around a tree branch, that's the stupidest thing I've ever seen before.
You know that's how the plague started, back in the day. It was from a little disgusting birdbath in someone's backyard that rats some made sex to birds in it and created a whole new type of AIDS.
One time I was invited to come to a social gathering. I was paid a hansom amount of money and I brought a shotgun and a bottle of Tanqueray and showed those people the best fucking time they've ever seen.
The humongous part about being a celebrity is cashing in on it-- making shitloads of money, having expensive, luxurious things.
That way, in case one day you're not famous, you can still be rich as hell and better than everyone around you.
How much will y'all give me if I slam dunk this thing into the trashcan? This is a real job, it's not like teaching kids. I can't get fucked up. Where were you?
I told you to wait in the car. Why is there silver shit all over your face? Doing what? Giving Robocop a blowjob? I gotta come clean, babe.
There is one image in my life that consistently makes me happy no matter when I think about it, and that image, that one image, is your big tits.
This is about me loving you And not in a 'just to make me come' kinda way. In a real way. Funny thing, when you're on top of the world, every motherfucker wants to get a piece of your ass.
But then, you take a little time off from being unstoppable just to regroup and relax, no one will give you the time of day.
This face used to cash fucking checks. And this dick I guess Kenny Powers ain't what he used to be. Smashing a brick through a dude's window is nothing compared to the things I've done.
I've killed people. Oh, well excuse me for being a fucking businessman, Dustin. Maybe you could learn something instead of just criticizing.
Or, you know what? Just stay good at what you're doing, which is, I guess, being poor. Look at that. Do you see that? That's where my dick goes through.
I've been blessed with many things in this life: an arm like a damn rocket, a cock like a burmese python, and the mind of a fucking scientist.
People often ask me, 'Kenny, what are your weaknesses? Do you have any? People say Kenny Powers is a woman hater. That's not true.
I love women. Every fucking one of them, even the ugly as shit ones. But don't ask me to trust 'em. Not even nuns, because every pair of tits comes with a gaping hole of need that even Kenny Powers can't fill.
I never got into the Native American mythology. You can smoke the peace pipe till your dick falls off, but I'm not dancin with any wolves no matter how high I get.
Not that I get high, but if i did my shit would still believe in our lord and savior Jesus Christ. If there's one thing I hate it's losing.
If there's two things I hate it it's losing and getting cancer. Yeah, nice job making three bucks a week, you dipshit. Sell weed, you'll make more money.
Besides getting shot in the back of the head, do you know what else Abraham Lincoln did? He was a champion wrestler in high school. I'm not making that up.
Alright fine. We'll lower the price of the bat, but I'm not going to budge on the baby pillow. Anyone who wouldn't pay that price is a fucking idiot.
It's a goddamn steal. Yeah, I'm pretty much re-engineering man's approach to pitching, if you want to get down to brass tacks.
Ask anybody out there, and they'll tell you that the foundation of a great baseball player starts with an understanding of some basic fundamentals.
Running, stretching, physical conditioning. These are the things that prepare your body for the many challenges a baseball player faces.
I heard that bullshit thrown at me all my damn life. You know what Kenny Powers says? Fundamentals are the crutch for the talentless. This one coach tried to put me on a weight training program, and I was all like, 'You and your weights can fuck off somewhere.
I'm not lifting that shit. It's heavy. You tell me why I need strength training when I'm strong enough to throw a goddamn mile per hour pitch?
Fuck that. See, in life, when you have talent all the other shit doesn't matter. If we were on an island with no weights and no running drills, who would be on top then?
The guy with the talent. You can train all you want. You can work on your catchin' and your throwin' and your runnin'.
Hell, it might even be enough to get you into the majors. But, in order to be a standout, and all-star, a champion, you need more than hard work and dedication.
You need something that you can't work for. You need a blessing from God Almighty. Clegg, this is to get back into the majors.
Me sitting around smoking weed is awesome, but it's not going to be what necessarily a team manager's going to be looking for. Clegg, you got my shit?
Why is it in a ziplock bag? Are these mushrooms? Clegg, I'm talking about my fucking steroids, man. She don't know shit. Sitting here, waving around her cervix like it's the hottest ticket in town.
You should see my fucking cookouts, man. When I was back in Seattle, I had the goddamn Spoonman from the Soundgarden videos coming to my shit.
Oh, yeah. I'm talking six grills burning at all times. Tiki Torches. Three whole pigs. Fucking shitloads of macaroni and cheeses.
Baked potatoes. Collared greens. A horse. Fucking Puerto Rican chicks showing their pussies and tits off everywhere. They were amazing.
What did I tell you? I said put something nice on. You look like a busted Daytona stripper in that shit. Listen, I don't want no pussy-getting-wet dresses for this cookout.
This needs to be a normal, evening outfit that regular people would wear. Now, I know you're not a natural beauty, but I think the right clothes and the right look you could be very striking.
Oh, what do I know? I know that one of us had their own personal stylist and one of us shoplifts their shit from Fashion Bug.
That's what I know. Honey, I love you. I think you're a terrific girl. But you have clothes like a fucking dickhead.
Cutler, this is Tracey. Tracy, Cutler. He's my boss, so don't try to suck him off. What the fuck are you wearing?
I'm wearing all black. I don't like it. Find a way to change yourself for me. Decent cookout, April. I don't believe you've met my fuck-buddy, Tracey.
She's actually a professional runway model. She's also a very, very famous painter in France. Yup, she has several works of fine art hanging up in the Loove-ray.
So in closing, I'd like to give big ups to God, Buddha, L. Ron, whoever. Hell, maybe I just need to thank me. If there's one thing I've learned through all my adventures and conquests is that some people are just wired for success.
I had no choice when it came to being great. I just am great. I'm not trying to sound cocky, or full of myself. But, Kenny Powers has a sneaking suspicion that no matter what comes his way, he will always be great.
Because that's just they way shit works sometimes. I don't know what's going on, man. I'm just all jammed up inside.
Lost my abilities. Been stripped of all my God given talents. Including, the talents to be able to have sex with any woman I choose, or to throw a fucking ball fast, or to not prematurely come in my pants.
Sometimes I just don't know which one hurts the most. I'm ashamed of myself. I'm not crying, Dustin. It's just this stupid pollen. It's in my eyes and making them fucking water.
Just go away from me, Dustin. When my as was 34 years old, I quit professional baseball. I haven't played professionally for several years now.
But in my heart, I quit for real this time. It's time I accept the fact that the glory days of my life are now behind me.
Just like Neil Armstrong, I went to space and now I'm back and nobody gives a shit. Therefore, I will now settle into this new life.
I'll find new ways in which to use this arm. I will take my current responsibilities seriously, and try to do them the best that I possibly can. And realizing that the love of my life has chosen another, I will move forward without her.
I do all these things not because I want to, but because I have to. From this moment forward, Kenny Powers is just like everyone else. Normal, not special.
No hopes, or dreams. Pretending to be happy when he's really super sad. Just an average guy, with exceptional hair. Nothing more, and nothing less.
And he will never pick up a baseball ever fucking again. Kenny Powers days of burning ass are done. And that's not a homosexual reference.
I just figured I might as well look the part. Just a normal regular teacher with no hopes or dreams. Absolutely nothing. Just waiting to die.
Just like you guys. I'm just like you now Dustin, just kinda calm and weak. Hey, nothing, you city bitch. I'm about to have a fuckin' panic attack.
I need four Xanax and two Miller Lights. I don't cry, motherfucka. Clegg, you got those fucking 'roids? Well what is it dude?
Don't keep me in suspense. I've got a fucking duel to go to. Man, I'm not trying to get fucked up, I'm trying to strike this motherfucker out! Clegg, wait.
I didn't mean I didn't want some for later. Think it'll keep fresh in my sock? It's just that we were there, and then we were I saw those tits, and then I started feeling your ass, and I started breathing heavy, and I almost got a headache and then my vision started to go all colorful You're goddamn right I did.
I was aiming for his fucking eye! I got my pitch back! Oh, believe it! Dreams are coming true! Now no more talking set the mood Ok, wait This is probably the best day of my life.
I just thought you should know that before you go any further. Ok, now get naked. Fuck me. This is seriously like the best wave of good shit that has ever happened in my whole entire life.
I knock out Mackworthy's eye, then I get to see April's big ass tits and have sex to her. It's like all of the horrible disgusting shit I had to put up with here is finally paying off.
Well, to tell you the truth, I've changed a lot since I left baseball. Learned a lot of lessons and shit. I'm pretty much, in a lot of ways, a brand new man.
But, yeah. That stuff is still all the same. I'm ready to fucking butt-fuck this party! Let's fucking fuck eachother! That's going too far. These are my nephews.
That's not funny to fuck kids. Fuck all that fine Cuban pussy. Your olive skin bests that any day of the week. If you need me, I'll be cruising in my Escelade The amount of money I'm gonna be making would hurt your parents feelings.
You remember the class where I taught you all how to make it rain? That's what I'm going to be doing every, single night.
Dollar, dollar bills, y'all. My replacement comes very highly qualified. And please, please, please don't let the fact that Miss Carol is a lesbian put you off to her.
You know how you all think there's two kinds of lesbians? There's the kind on Cinimax that get it on and are really hot, and there's the mean kind?
Miss Carol is neither of those. Before I go, I don't want to leave you empty handed, I'm going to be signing a personalized headshot for each and every one of you.
The only thing I would ask is that you would have your name prepared, because I don't want to have to ask the same question thirty fucking times.
When I'm gone, you need to look after this place, man. I mean, this is our home town. This shithole helped shape us.
You must guard it and protect its royal vagina. I have enjoyed getting fucked up with you here, Clegg. It's crazy, man, how our journey here is basically coming to an end.
You know, I'm going on to fucking bigger and better things, and you're gonna probably just stick around back here just The time spent with you is crucial to me getting through all the bullshit I needed to get through.
I'll always be in debt to you. You know, I hope that there's some way I can pay you back for what you've done for me here.
April, I know all this. But I do like hearing it, so go on. Listen here you beautiful bitch, I'm about to fuck you up with some truth.
Look Cutler, I know you must be torn up knowing that I had sex with your fiancee. Look, there's something else you should know as well This is that shirt.
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